Amsterdam is an awesome city. Beautiful canals, great museums, fantastic architecture, and of course the opportunity to stand in the Dam Square at two in the morning, stoned out of your mind, thinking "okay. Okay. The tram has stopped running, but that's okay. I can just follow the tracks back to the hostel. It's probably only like a twenty minute walk. No problem." And then spend half an hour attempting to follow the tracks, making it no further than half a block away from your initial location, giving up, and hailing a cab.
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.