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Postby JUDGE DREDD » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:45 pm

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat
you with experience." So always remember this, "Some people are like
slinkies, not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to
your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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Postby LurpyThePirate » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:48 am

The comments section is interesting/terrifying. Mostly men going on about how feminism robbed them of their balls, with one woman railing against "ungodly" women who don't submit to their husbands, and against their husbands for not forcing them to submit.
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Postby JUDGE DREDD » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:35 pm

Star Wars guide to the candidates‏

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html
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Postby JUDGE DREDD » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:59 pm

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat
you with experience." So always remember this, "Some people are like
slinkies, not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to
your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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Postby bob roberts » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:23 pm

That vid is hilarious.
What's the over under on the rcb?

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Postby JUDGE DREDD » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:47 pm

Funny e-mail I got from my Marine buddy:


Subject: A Biker
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter from the Berkeley Daily Planet newspaper has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, " Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle group are you with and what do you ride?" " US Marine Corps Harley Davidson Riders. " The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
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slinkies, not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to
your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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Postby JUDGE DREDD » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:30 pm

Funny quote...

2 years, 8 month and 11 days is the average amount of time for a man to propose to a woman. Ergo, 2 years, 8 months, and 11 days is the average time it takes to crush the human spirit.
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat
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Postby JUDGE DREDD » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:13 pm

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2008/11/circ ... rness.html


Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The circle of bitterness
In which Kay Hymowitz decides that Camille Paglia was correct all along:


Jillian Straus, author of Unhooked Generation, discovered that a lot of women had “personal scripts”—explicit ideas about how a guy should act, such as walking his date home or helping her on with her coat. Straus describes a 26-year-old journalist named Lisa fixed up for a date with a 29-year-old social worker. When he arrives at her door, she’s delighted to see that he’s as good-looking as advertised. But when they walk to his car, he makes his first mistake: he fails to open the car door for her. Mistake Number Two comes a moment later: “So, what would you like to do?” he asks. “Her idea of a date is that the man plans the evening and takes the woman out,” Straus explains. But how was the hapless social worker supposed to know that? In fact, Doesn’t-Open-the-Car-Door Guy might well have been chewed out by a female colleague for reaching for the office door the previous week.


It should surprise no one that the combination of mixed messages and self-destructive incentive structures created by women is having a pernicious effect on the mating rituals of Western culture. I don't think it has occurred to many young women that the not uncommon act of saying one thing and doing another not only has the potential to turn would-be Nice Guys into Sexual Predators as is described in the linked article, it not infrequently has the effect of teaching young men to ignore absolutely everything that comes out of a woman's mouth.

What, after all, is the average guy to conclude when, after listening to a female acquaintance's oft-heard lamentation that "all she wants is someone who is nice and will treat her well", she promptly lifts her skirt for the first drunk, unemployed bad boy she runs across within hours of their first meeting. Not only is her behavior creating a negative disincentive for courtly pursuit and a positive incentive for ruthless predation, it's also teaching him that there is no reason to place any value on her words.

This sort of thing isn't likely to make an significant effect the first or second time, unless it's the behavior of a girl to whom the guy is especially attracted, but after seeing the same scenario play out a few dozen times, why would any woman expect men to pay attention to her words? Even worse, once a man concludes that female words addressed to him are meaningless, he loses any justification to tell her the truth in return.

I have to admit, even as a hard-core gamer, I'm somewhat dismayed by the stunning lack of interest many young male gamers show in the opposite sex. Historical statistics indicate that most of them will eventually come around and successfully propagate the species, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that in the next ten years, more and more intelligent young men will turn away from conventional dating patterns in favor of prostitute services, pornography, and female-substitute devices. I suspect that two of the great technology investment opportunities of the future will be pseudo-relationship software services for women and robo-girl technologies for men.

In fact, the incipient economic catastrophe may well be the one thing that saves Western culture; a society focused on survival is one too busy for the modern cycle of sexual bitterness. The great power of woman has always been her ability to influence the behavior of man, and while the descent of the modern young man may not have been caused by the decisions of the modern young women, it is certainly exacerbated and encouraged by them.
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