I'd just like to open it up with the following:
In a world of asshats like myself (thanks brandon), Roger Clemens is the fucking digity dong of asshats. Congratulations on your million dollars you made today beating the extremely rough lineup of Pittsburgh Pirates after a strange ailment which kept you out of the Boston and Chicago series'. I can't wait for you to play in the major leagues you cock-biting supreme asshat of asshats.
